1 00:00:02,410 --> 00:00:03,410 Get a picture of this. 2 00:00:03,450 --> 00:00:04,630 Boss flips out. 3 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:06,810 Who might you be? 4 00:00:06,890 --> 00:00:08,460 When Rosco gets stuck. 5 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:12,030 And who do you think is gonna save him? 6 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,670 ♪ Just the good old boys ♪ 7 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,620 ♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪ 8 00:00:44,930 --> 00:00:48,280 ♪ Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law ♪ 9 00:00:48,370 --> 00:00:50,280 ♪ Since the day they was born ♪ 10 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:55,420 ♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪ 11 00:00:55,510 --> 00:00:59,250 ♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪ 12 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:01,770 ♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪ 13 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:05,260 ♪ But the law never will ♪ 14 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:07,950 ♪ Making their way ♪ 15 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:12,780 ♪ The only way they know how ♪ 16 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:15,000 ♪ That's just a little bit more ♪ 17 00:01:15,090 --> 00:01:18,050 ♪ Than the law will allow ♪ 18 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:21,790 ♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪ 19 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,620 ♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪ 20 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,450 ♪ They're fightin' the system ♪ 21 00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:29,760 ♪ Like a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪ 22 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,670 Yee-haw. 23 00:01:37,770 --> 00:01:39,900 Now, it may look like a sunny day. 24 00:01:39,990 --> 00:01:43,030 If that old saying's true about it never rains, but it pours 25 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,990 then, friends, stand by 26 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,300 and watch a frog-strangler on The Dukes. 27 00:01:49,170 --> 00:01:51,520 I just can't believe this telegram. 28 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:53,740 I really, I can't believe it! 29 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:55,700 - "Miss Daisy Duke." - Daisy. 30 00:01:55,780 --> 00:01:58,700 - What? - You read it ten times already. 31 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:00,090 - Eleven. - Twelve. 32 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:01,660 Well, now, come on, y'all 33 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:04,270 I just wanna make sure I didn't miss anything. 34 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:06,190 "Congratulations. 35 00:02:06,270 --> 00:02:09,490 "As our one millionth person entering our store 36 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:12,240 you have won a number of fabulous prizes." 37 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,020 'Signed, Capitol City Department Store.' 38 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:17,020 There's gotta be a catch somewhere. 39 00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:20,590 Oh, Luke, don't rain on Daisy's parade. 40 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:21,960 Yeah, you're right, Uncle Jesse. 41 00:02:22,030 --> 00:02:23,990 Don't pay him no heed, Daisy. 42 00:02:24,070 --> 00:02:26,250 Give an ol' wet blanket like Luke there an inch 43 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:27,900 he'd measure it. 44 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:29,180 'Hey, y'all, heads up.' 45 00:02:29,210 --> 00:02:30,730 Heads down. Hang on. 46 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:40,000 It's all over. We're by it. Wasn't that bad. 47 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:44,400 That's 'cause they ain't got to Capitol City yet. 48 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:46,230 Now, this abandoned foundry don't look like 49 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:48,580 it could figure into what's happening to the Dukes 50 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:50,710 but inside trouble is already boilin' 51 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,710 like a kettle full of okry. 52 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,320 "And fencing of stolen articles 53 00:02:55,410 --> 00:02:58,800 by a ring suspected of operating out of Hazzard County." 54 00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:02,720 If that senator comes down here and starts poking around 55 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:05,030 my boss Billie Jean is really gonna be mad. 56 00:03:05,110 --> 00:03:06,510 Yeah, I tell you, Stoney 57 00:03:06,590 --> 00:03:07,900 the senator's gonna find 58 00:03:07,990 --> 00:03:10,030 just exactly what I want him to find. 59 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,730 - And nothing more. - Ooh. 60 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:14,300 That's why your boss Billie Jean and your pal Zack 61 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:16,430 are in Capitol City this very minute 62 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,740 waitin' for the Duke family to show up. 63 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:20,610 All that Billie Jean and Zack have gotta do 64 00:03:20,690 --> 00:03:22,910 is stick them Dukes with some of the stuff 65 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,570 we've been accumulatin'. 66 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:28,490 And then, I'm gonna stick those Dukes in the hoosegow 67 00:03:28,570 --> 00:03:30,310 after I cuff 'em and stuff 'em. 68 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,450 And I'm gonna serve 'em up to the senator 69 00:03:32,530 --> 00:03:34,530 on a silver platter. 70 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:36,930 'Of course, when we do that..' 71 00:03:37,020 --> 00:03:39,630 we're gonna have to cool this operation for a while. 72 00:03:39,710 --> 00:03:42,460 You and your pals are gonna have to lie low. 73 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:44,540 And what are we supposed to do for money? 74 00:03:44,630 --> 00:03:46,810 - I thought of that. - He thinks of it. 75 00:03:46,890 --> 00:03:49,810 I'm gonna fence off this little tidbit here. 76 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:52,160 - Isn't that a beautiful.. - Diamond necklace. 77 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:54,950 With what this'll bring, this should cover your expenses 78 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:56,820 for quite a little while to come. 79 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:58,910 Oh, at least. 80 00:03:58,990 --> 00:04:00,780 Alright. Come on, Rosco. 81 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:03,740 You and me, we got a ring of desperadoes to catch. 82 00:04:03,820 --> 00:04:05,220 To catch. 83 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:07,520 Don't you. O-oh. 84 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,960 Like Boss said, it was just a matter of time 85 00:04:13,050 --> 00:04:14,710 and the Dukes took the bait like trout 86 00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:17,100 to Jesse Duke's homemade dry fly. 87 00:04:19,230 --> 00:04:21,230 - I don't believe it. - Look at that. 88 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,670 - It's true. It's true. - It's all yours. 89 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,320 This classic car. 90 00:04:25,410 --> 00:04:28,200 Along with this here genuine mink coat. 91 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:31,240 - This gold bracelet. - Thank you. 92 00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:33,770 Wait, wait, I'm not through yet. 93 00:04:33,850 --> 00:04:35,510 Four tickets to Mexico. 94 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:39,250 All this just for being the millionth customer. 95 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:41,820 What do you say now, Mr. Gloom? 96 00:04:41,910 --> 00:04:43,210 We ought to start shopping. 97 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:47,000 There you are. That feels so good. 98 00:04:47,090 --> 00:04:48,740 Oh, get a picture of this. 99 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,310 - There you go. - 'Thank you so much.' 100 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,570 Oh, yes. Okay. 101 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:57,750 - There you go. - 'And..' 102 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,660 Don't forget these. 103 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:01,490 - Thank you. - Go on. Try it out. 104 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:02,880 I can't wait! 105 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,060 - Hey, hey, call it. - Heads. 106 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:08,110 Look at these doors. They open up. 107 00:05:08,190 --> 00:05:09,540 I get to ride in the car. 108 00:05:09,630 --> 00:05:11,020 - Hey, hey. - Here you go. 109 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:14,110 - Hey, how about that? - Look at that. 110 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,510 Oh, Daisy, give it a shot. Let's see what she does. 111 00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:19,030 I don't believe this. 112 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:22,120 I'm always gonna shop at your store. 113 00:05:22,210 --> 00:05:23,690 - Listen to that. - Thank you. 114 00:05:23,770 --> 00:05:24,910 Bye. 115 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:27,040 Bye. 116 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,690 Now, there was no way of the Dukes knowing 117 00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:32,480 that they'd been snookered smoother than 118 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:34,790 the gleaming dome of Boss Hogg. 119 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:36,870 And as the Dukes started back for Hazzard 120 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,530 Billie Jean and Zack called Boss 121 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:40,400 to tell him the good news. 122 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:44,660 JD Hogg speakin'. 123 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:46,270 They bought it. 124 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,410 Hook, line and sunk. 125 00:05:49,970 --> 00:05:52,630 That's music to my ears. 126 00:05:56,550 --> 00:05:59,070 This is JD Hogg calling Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. 127 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,330 Come in. 128 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,680 Rosco. 129 00:06:03,770 --> 00:06:05,990 'Rosco, where are you? Come in, come in, come in.' 130 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,300 Ooh. Oh. 131 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:11,130 Oh, thank you, Flash. 132 00:06:11,210 --> 00:06:12,910 Uh, Rosco here. 133 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,830 Now, listen, if them Dukes ain't in the pokey in the next hour 134 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:19,260 I can't tell you what I'm gonna do. 135 00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:21,610 That's a big 10-4. Over and out. 136 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:23,880 Oh. Good grief. 137 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:29,010 Buckle up for safety. 138 00:06:31,930 --> 00:06:34,850 With the Dukes flying right into the web Boss had spun 139 00:06:34,930 --> 00:06:36,800 Boss couldn't wait to tell the senator 140 00:06:36,890 --> 00:06:39,590 that the ring of crooks in Hazzard County had been caught 141 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:42,900 and it would be a waste of his time to come down to Hazzard. 142 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:44,160 The trouble was. 143 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:45,420 Where the heck is he? 144 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,160 On his way here. 145 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:50,600 By nightfall. 146 00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:51,820 That's sundown. 147 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:53,560 Enos. 148 00:06:53,650 --> 00:06:56,610 Thank you, Gussie, for your kindness. 149 00:06:56,690 --> 00:06:58,430 Did you want me, Mr. Hogg? 150 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,700 No, I just love hearing the sound of your name. 151 00:07:01,790 --> 00:07:03,740 - Thank... - We gotta get to the hotel. 152 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:05,570 I wanna make sure that Senator Shaft 153 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:08,100 gets a fittin' welcome when he arrives in Hazzard. 154 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:11,840 As Boss started cooking up a batch of Hazzard hospitality 155 00:07:11,930 --> 00:07:13,930 the Dukes were droppin' into the frying pan 156 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:15,670 ol' Boss had waitin' for 'em. 157 00:07:18,370 --> 00:07:20,720 Boy, I can't believe this. 158 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,200 How'd they know you like yellow? 159 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:24,850 I don't know. 160 00:07:24,940 --> 00:07:26,850 This is like a dream, isn't it? 161 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:29,470 Now, what do you suppose Rosco's flagging us down for? 162 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:33,290 Hold it right there! I said just hold.. 163 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,650 Alright, all you Dukes. 164 00:07:36,730 --> 00:07:40,300 Get out of those two vehicles. And no funny business either. 165 00:07:40,390 --> 00:07:42,170 Rosco, what in the world are you doin'? 166 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:43,650 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 167 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:46,350 I'm gonna arrest ya for grand theft auto. 168 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,270 Rosco, you're barking up the wrong tree. 169 00:07:48,350 --> 00:07:50,360 Oh, I'm not barking up the wrong tree. 170 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,790 Not if that bracelet and that mink coat 171 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,620 and this vehicle's serial number 172 00:07:54,710 --> 00:07:57,100 is on my hot sheet here as being stolen. 173 00:07:57,190 --> 00:07:59,410 Oh, cool! Which it is. 174 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:00,970 'And let's see.' 175 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,760 Some airplane tickets, huh? 176 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:05,110 Well, yeah. Well, isn't this nice. 177 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,410 Well, let's see. 178 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:09,680 Four one-way tickets to Mexico. 179 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:11,550 Oh, well, you wouldn't by any chance 180 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,600 be skipping the county now, would you? 181 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,380 No, now, Rosco, I won all this stuff 182 00:08:16,470 --> 00:08:18,250 at the Capitol City Department Store 183 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:20,300 for being the one millionth customer. 184 00:08:20,390 --> 00:08:22,650 - You got it all wrong. - Yeah, that's right. 185 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:24,910 Well, isn't that a coincidence. 186 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,520 You'll be the one millionth inmate-ress 187 00:08:27,610 --> 00:08:29,090 at the state prison. 188 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:30,400 Oh, come on. 189 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:37,140 No, Jesse, you're the sneak. 190 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:38,750 You can't handcuff him. 191 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:43,100 You don't call my uncle a sneak. You've got it all wrong. 192 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,840 Go for it, boys. 193 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:47,590 Listen, Rosco, you've got it all wrong. 194 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:49,020 'Bo, wait a minute.' 195 00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:52,590 Wait a minute. Freeze. Freeze! 196 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,640 Now, Bo and Luke knew if they had been suckered 197 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,730 into some kind of scam somebody had to stay outside 198 00:08:57,810 --> 00:09:00,120 in order to put them what was fixin' 199 00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:02,250 to be put in, out. 200 00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:03,520 Y'all follow that? 201 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,780 See here? We'll put that through there 202 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:07,130 and then I'll.. 203 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:09,390 Yes, but I wouldn't steal anything. 204 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:10,650 Rosco. 205 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:28,240 Sure hate to leave Daisy and Uncle Jesse back there. 206 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,930 Somebody's gotta find out what this is all about. 207 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:34,760 Better put the pedal to the metal, son. 208 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:35,980 Rosco's still comin'. 209 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,250 Oop. Ooh. Whoop. 210 00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:59,140 Oh, alright, Bo and Luke Duke. 211 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,050 You've really done it this time. 212 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,100 Whoo. 213 00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:05,490 Uh.. 214 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:08,970 Good ol' Rosco. 215 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:10,890 Sure glad he's alright. 216 00:10:10,970 --> 00:10:12,760 Wonder how he's gonna get down from there. 217 00:10:12,850 --> 00:10:14,190 Don't know. 218 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,720 We gotta get to Capitol City, figure this stuff. 219 00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:19,240 Ten-four. 220 00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:21,590 As Bo and Luke headed back to Capitol City 221 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,420 Boss was getting himself and Enos over to the Hazzard Hotel 222 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:26,250 faster than crows to a cornfield. 223 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:28,080 Take them flowers and that candy. 224 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,300 Watch it. Watch it! Alright, come on. 225 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,820 Over in Capitol City the department store manager 226 00:10:32,910 --> 00:10:35,000 told Bo and Luke that the store had never 227 00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:39,180 had any such contest never gave away any such prizes 228 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:43,090 and had no idea who the people were who pretended to. 229 00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:45,230 We've been snookered, good and proper. 230 00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:47,310 What do you suppose is in it for them? 231 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,400 Got me. 232 00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:52,020 How come you got all the questions, I got the answers? 233 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:55,060 - Cause you're older than me. - Oh, right. 234 00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:57,890 - Howdy. - Hey, look at this. 235 00:10:57,980 --> 00:10:59,540 Pay the guy, will you? 236 00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:00,940 Yeah. 237 00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:05,030 There you go. 238 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,730 "Senator Shaft, head of the crime committee 239 00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:09,770 is gonna investigate Hazzard County." 240 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:11,160 Heh. Hazzard County? 241 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,560 He ought to start right here in Capitol City. 242 00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:16,260 Wonder if there's any connection between the two. 243 00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:18,040 Just lost me. 244 00:11:18,130 --> 00:11:19,740 Didn't you find it strange that Rosco 245 00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:22,050 was just sitting there waiting for us? 246 00:11:22,130 --> 00:11:23,740 You just found me again. 247 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:26,140 If this guy's investigatin' crime in Hazzard County, 248 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:28,920 if he digs deep enough, who do you think he's gonna find? 249 00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:30,710 Boss Hogg, sure as shootin'. 250 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:34,450 It'd be a natural. Settin' us up to take his fall. 251 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:36,620 The problem is gonna be connectin' Boss 252 00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:38,060 with them folks that snookered us. 253 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:40,060 You know he had to cover his tracks. 254 00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:42,850 It ain't no problem at all. We know what they look like. 255 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:45,500 Describe them to Enos. He can check the FBI wanted list. 256 00:11:45,590 --> 00:11:48,250 Enos wouldn't know me if I wasn't wearin' plaid. 257 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:49,640 Yeah. 258 00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:52,080 But if we describe them to Artie Bender 259 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,120 I bet he could come up with some sketches. 260 00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:56,780 You know, I'll bet you're right. Come on, let's get outta here. 261 00:12:01,130 --> 00:12:02,650 Where's the funnies? 262 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,650 Bo. 263 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:09,700 - What? - This ain't Hazzard. 264 00:12:09,790 --> 00:12:11,090 Oh, yeah. 265 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,800 Oh, yeah, this is gonna be real nice and comfy. 266 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,110 Here, put that stuff down on this here table. 267 00:12:22,190 --> 00:12:25,200 Good. Oh, the flowers, yeah, the candy, champagne. 268 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:28,070 Oh, that reminds me. Have the manager send up a bucket 269 00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:30,590 so that champagne is properly iced. You do that. 270 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,030 Oh, and tell him also. 271 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,940 I want a sign put right on this door 272 00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:36,250 that says "Presidential Suite". 273 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:38,990 You mean the president's comin' along with the senator? 274 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:43,130 No, dipstick, but every senator hopes to become president. 275 00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:45,520 Well, I want this senator to feel right at home. 276 00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:47,610 Go on, do what I told you. 277 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,520 'Bucket and a president sign.' 278 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,920 JD Hogg speakin'. 279 00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:55,310 Yeah, Gussie. 280 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,270 Oh, Rosco callin'? Well, patch him through. 281 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,140 Uh, Boss, listen. Little, fat buddy 282 00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:03,450 I got some good news and some bad news. 283 00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:06,020 The good news is, I got Daisy and Jesse. 284 00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:09,980 The bad news is, I lost Bo and Luke. 285 00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:12,330 You what? Well, how did that happen? 286 00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:15,290 Uh, listen, don't you fret your little, fat head about it. 287 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,550 I'll have those Dukes or my name ain't 288 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,900 Rosco P. Coltrane. Ah, come back. 289 00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:23,080 They better be in the slammer before sundown 290 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:27,740 when the senator gets here, or your name is mud. 291 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,040 And if Boss loses that necklace 292 00:13:32,130 --> 00:13:33,570 and can't pay off his uglies 293 00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:35,570 things ain't gonna be too chirpy 294 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:37,570 around the Hogg household. 295 00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:40,310 Meanwhile, Bo and Luke had paid Artie Bender 296 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,320 the pitchfork Picasso of Hazzard, a visit. 297 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,410 He made sketches of Billie Jean and Zack 298 00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:47,230 and the Dukes hightailed it back to town 299 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,760 to give 'em to Enos. 300 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:51,150 'Cause he loved to look at pictures. 301 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,240 I gotta go back to the senator's suite. 302 00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:54,810 I must have misplaced something. 303 00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:57,070 - I'll get it. - No, no, you stay right here. 304 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,550 And I'll be right back. 305 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,290 Don't you make a move 'til I come back. 306 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,120 The Dukes! Well, just don't stand there 307 00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:10,390 chewing your cud. Go on, cuff 'em and stuff 'em. 308 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,230 - What charge, sir? - Grand theft everything. 309 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,090 Now, hang on a second, Boss. 310 00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,180 I got Artie Bender to make sketches of them two 311 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:17,960 that stuck us with the stolen merchandise. 312 00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:20,660 - Get Enos to run a make on 'em. - Sure thing, Luke. 313 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,490 That's a bunch of malarkey. 314 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,050 Listen your Uncle Jesse and Daisy are already headed 315 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,710 for the hoosegow. You know? 316 00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:28,710 'And you two are just about to follow 'em.' 317 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,890 Enos, do what I told you. I'll be right back. 318 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:54,910 'Is he alright?' 319 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:02,660 - He's out cold. - Enos, you better run. 320 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:04,270 - Get an ambulance. - Alright. 321 00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:09,580 - He's starting to come around. - He's coming around. 322 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,100 He's opened his eyes. 323 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:12,670 There, he's got his head up. 324 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,580 - Howdy. - Boss, you alright? 325 00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:19,980 Am I alright? Yeah, I-I think so. 326 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:22,550 Uh, wait a minute. 327 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,770 What'd you say my name was again? 328 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:30,640 Uh-huh. Friends, looks like amnesia. 329 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,170 Now, how would you like to be fillin' out an insurance form 330 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:34,730 to explain how that happened?' 331 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,480 Uh, wait a second, Boss. 332 00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:45,260 Are you tryin' to tell us that you don't know who you are? 333 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:48,270 I ain't got the foggiest notion 334 00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:51,050 who I am or where I am, for that matter. 335 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:53,530 Ambulance is on its way. How you feeling, Mr. Hogg? 336 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,540 Oh, Hogg. That's my name. 337 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:59,060 Hogg. Is that with two G's? 338 00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:03,590 And to that, they had to add where he was, who he was 339 00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:06,590 and who they were, just as the ambulance was showin' up. 340 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,200 After Rosco got his car out of that silo 341 00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:11,940 he picked up Jesse and Daisy, threw 'em in jail 342 00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:14,470 and was now lookin' for Bo and Luke. 343 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,770 Now, Boss may have lost his memory 344 00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:18,470 but Rosco hadn't lost his. 345 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,910 And when Rosco heard about 346 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,910 Boss being taken to Doc Appleby's 347 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,650 he was ready to charge the Dukes with attempted murder 348 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:26,350 along with everything else. 349 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,740 - It was an accident. - They're tellin' the truth. 350 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:31,570 It happened the way they said. I saw the whole thing. 351 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:34,310 Oh, hush, I don't care what you saw, you idiot. 352 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,320 I got these Dukes charged with grand theft auto. 353 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,970 'I've got you for grand theft golden bracelet.' 354 00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:42,370 I've got you for grand theft mink coat 355 00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:44,800 and along with that, I've got you for resistin' arrest 356 00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:47,240 and silo-ing a patrol car. 357 00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:48,940 'And if anything, I mean anything' 358 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:51,640 'has happened to my little, fat buddy I'm gonna knock you..' 359 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,380 - Boss. - Boss? 360 00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:57,340 My, oh, my, oh, my. 361 00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:59,990 What is all this hullabaloo out here? 362 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,520 - Oh, Boss, Boss, are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 363 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,130 Sit right down. Are you okay, Boss? 364 00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:05,820 - I'm okay, but listen. - What? 365 00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:09,170 My name is Jefferson Davis Hogg. 366 00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:12,570 - 'Oh.' - 'With two G's.' 367 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:15,620 And just who might you be? 368 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,180 Uh.. 369 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,660 Boss, you know who I am. 370 00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:23,410 Rosco. 371 00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:25,630 Rosco P. Coltrane. 372 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,460 Will you.. Wha.. 373 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,150 Somethin' wrong with his eyes? 374 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,590 Oh. What? 375 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,110 - It's his head. - Oh, uh, insanity. 376 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,420 No, no, no. JD is suffering 377 00:17:38,510 --> 00:17:40,810 from a temporary case of amnesia, Rosco. 378 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,820 Amnesia. Oh, oh. 379 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,950 You mean that his little lights have gone out upstairs? 380 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,080 No, no, let's just say 381 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:50,690 the light has dimmed for a while. 382 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:53,040 Dimmed for a while. 383 00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:55,310 Alright, that did it. 384 00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:56,790 Along with everything else 385 00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:59,140 I'm arresting you for grand theft memory. 386 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:01,360 No, no, no. No, no. No, no. 387 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,140 Uh, look here, these nice young men 388 00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:07,670 had absolutely nothing to do with my losin' my memory. 389 00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:09,970 And, uh, besides that 390 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:12,190 what exactly did you mean by.. 391 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,070 Along with everything else? 392 00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:16,460 Boss... you know. 393 00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:18,980 'I don't know. And stop calling me Boss.' 394 00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:21,810 My name is Jefferson Davis Hogg. 395 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,900 - 'With two G's.' - Two G's. 396 00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:25,860 I think we can tell you what happened. 397 00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:29,250 - Please do. - Jefferson. 398 00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:31,520 The situation is that your sheriff there 399 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,130 put our Uncle Jesse and cousin Daisy 400 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:34,830 in jail for something they didn't do. 401 00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:36,440 - No. - Yes. 402 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,440 And that stuff in our car was planted. We was framed. 403 00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:40,700 Framed. 404 00:18:40,790 --> 00:18:42,530 Oh, tiddly-tuddly. 405 00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:45,180 Sheriff, who would do such a terrible thing 406 00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:47,100 as frame these nice young boys? 407 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:50,750 Uh, Boss, listen, can't we talk in private? 408 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,190 Why, there's nothing to talk about. 409 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,630 'Now, these boys tell me' 410 00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:57,020 that I'm county commissioner around here. 411 00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:59,110 So the first thing I want to happen is 412 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:03,070 I'm ordering you to un-cuff them this very moment. 413 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,460 But, Boss, - 'And then..' 414 00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:06,550 We're all gonna go into town 415 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,250 wherever that is.. 416 00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:10,860 And release their good kinfolk from jail. 417 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,600 - But, Boss, you.. - 'And stop calling me Boss.' 418 00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:16,740 - Come on, let's go. - 'But, Boss.' 419 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,830 You heard the man, Bosco. 420 00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,520 That's, Rosco. 421 00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:23,130 You can go ahead and laugh, but you know 422 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:27,010 church is not over until the fat lady sings. 423 00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:28,970 Now, here's how things stood 424 00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:31,400 the senator was hot on the road to Hazzard 425 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:33,320 which was trouble for the Dukes. 426 00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,760 And Boss' bad guys was getting antsy. 427 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:40,670 Hogg sure is taking his own sweet time 428 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,410 selling off that necklace. 429 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,770 Maybe he's having a tough time finding the right buyer. 430 00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,420 Or maybe, just maybe 431 00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:50,550 he's figurin' on cutting us out of our own job. 432 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,340 Alright. 433 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:54,730 We're gonna give him another half-hour. 434 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,210 If we don't hear from him by then 435 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,740 We'll just pay him a little visit. 436 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:02,450 Well, honey, now you're gonna have to introduce yourself 437 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,130 'cause Boss don't remember you. 438 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:06,610 Boss lived up to his promise 439 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,570 and freed Jesse and Daisy from jail. 440 00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:11,400 You know, I'd never know JD that nice like that before. 441 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,620 I never know he had it in him. 442 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:15,270 He not only apologized for having 443 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,970 Rosco put Uncle Jesse and me in jail 444 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,890 he even kissed my hand. 445 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:22,980 I wouldn't expect him to go on acting like that forever. 446 00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:26,810 The only thing JD losing his memory like that does for us 447 00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:28,770 is buy us a little more time. 448 00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:30,680 That's all we got, too. 449 00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:33,380 Can't get nothing from a man that don't remember nothing. 450 00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:35,860 Shooting old Rosco ain't gonna help us out none. 451 00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:39,430 Wait a minute... maybe Rosco won't talk on his own. 452 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,390 But with Boss' good side working overtime.. 453 00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:43,390 Maybe Boss can help us get to Rosco. 454 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,430 - Good idea. Yeah. - Great idea. 455 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,936 - Great coffee, Uncle Jesse. - Keep it warm, will you? 456 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,350 Yeah, don't you want.. 457 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,570 Could work, except for one hitch. 458 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:57,230 Boss' partner was aimin' to have a little talk with Boss 459 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,100 about the same time. 460 00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:01,410 And if she didn't get the answer she was looking for 461 00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:05,930 Boss or Jefferson Davis Hogg might not be around long enough 462 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:08,540 to answer anybody else's questions. 463 00:21:08,630 --> 00:21:09,980 Oh, yeah. 464 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:12,200 And I permitted all this to go on around here? 465 00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:13,770 You encouraged it in fact. 466 00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:15,860 - I'm the County Commissioner? - Yeah, you are. 467 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,770 Well, well, well.. 468 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,300 How low can a man sink? 469 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,380 How far down do you wanna go? 470 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:25,210 Well, what was ain't gonna be no more. 471 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:27,480 - It ain't? - No siree Bob, Bosco. 472 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,130 No-no-no, that's Rosco. 473 00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,040 I'm gonna start cleanin' up this town. 474 00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:32,390 - You are? - Absolutely. 475 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:33,870 - Oh! - Startin' right here. 476 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,180 Oh, who is this lovely lady? 477 00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:38,970 Oh, that's Lulu, that's your wife. 478 00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:41,710 - Oh, my wife. - Yeah, she's precious. 479 00:21:41,790 --> 00:21:43,190 Oh, my! Oh, my! 480 00:21:43,270 --> 00:21:45,100 That's you in the picture though? 481 00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:47,800 You should've shot the other side my, the profile... 482 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,540 You've got your arm right around my wife. 483 00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:50,890 I love her very dear... 484 00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:52,436 What's going on between the two of you? 485 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:53,760 Wait a minute, Boss. 486 00:21:53,850 --> 00:21:56,030 She's your wife, but she's my sister. 487 00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:59,120 - Oh-oh, your sister. - Right. 488 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,420 I see now. 489 00:22:01,510 --> 00:22:03,950 Wait a minute. That makes you my brother-in-law. 490 00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:06,210 Yes, you little rascal. 491 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:08,650 I had no idea how low I had really sunk. 492 00:22:08,730 --> 00:22:10,560 Listen, this is serious, you're gonna sink 493 00:22:10,650 --> 00:22:13,740 a lot lower, maybe 6 feet if you don't pay attention now. 494 00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:15,950 - I am paying attention. - I'm talking about business. 495 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,220 I'm paying attention to business which is to clean up this town. 496 00:22:19,310 --> 00:22:22,010 I'm not talkin' about town I'm talkin' about the Dukes. 497 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,750 I'm also talkin' about that diamond necklace. 498 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,230 What diamond necklace? 499 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,490 - Our diamond necklace. - That's right, their.. 500 00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:31,930 O-oh, o-oh, o-oh. 501 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:34,410 Who's she? 502 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,200 Stoney here and Zack. 503 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,850 They was right. 504 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,420 You do have a short memory, Mr. Hogg. 505 00:22:40,510 --> 00:22:44,810 Oh, well, see, it's not only short but it's nonexistent. 506 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:47,730 He hit his little chrome dome and lost his memory. 507 00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:51,780 You just better find it before you meet with another accident 508 00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,740 and lose a whole lot more. 509 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:56,000 I was telling him that very thing. 510 00:22:56,090 --> 00:22:58,180 'Then it bears repeating.' 511 00:22:58,260 --> 00:23:01,960 'Cause if you two don't come up with that car, the gold bracelet 512 00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:06,400 the mink coat and the diamond necklace in two hours 513 00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:08,790 you ain't gonna be nothing but a memory. 514 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,490 You mean.. 515 00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:29,120 - Oh, that big bully there. - Listen, you, Bosco, Bosco.. 516 00:23:29,210 --> 00:23:31,120 - It's Rosco. - Whatever, get me down. 517 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,820 Well, he's liable to come back. 518 00:23:43,570 --> 00:23:46,660 Go after him. I mean, I'd bet my bunions, that gal is 519 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:49,660 the ring leader of the gang who tried to frame this.. 520 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,710 Who is? Who is that gal? 521 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,150 She just ran out of here with that fellow, didn't you see him? 522 00:23:57,230 --> 00:24:00,110 I mean, she practically confessed to stealing. 523 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:03,460 I don't know, a car, a mink coat, a gold bracelet 524 00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:06,110 and some sort of diamond necklace. 525 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,266 - What are we waiting for? - Thanks a lot, Jefferson. 526 00:24:08,290 --> 00:24:10,290 Yeah, don't mention it. 527 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:13,030 The problem facing Bosco or Rosco 528 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,910 is that without Boss, he is Bosco. 529 00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:19,000 Folks, you are looking at a desperate man. 530 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,130 Boss, this is gonna hurt me a lot more than it is you. 531 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:24,040 I just cant do it. 532 00:24:26,310 --> 00:24:29,050 Oh, oh, oh, Jefferson. 533 00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:30,880 Oh, oh, Jefferson, speak to me. 534 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,360 Go. 535 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,370 Wake Jefferson. 536 00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:50,200 I didn't mean to do it. 537 00:25:21,670 --> 00:25:24,670 - What did you stop for? - I didn't. 538 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,850 General did. 539 00:25:37,510 --> 00:25:40,290 Boys, I know y'all been pushing your luck. 540 00:25:40,380 --> 00:25:42,030 That was just a warm-up for the pushing 541 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,470 you better be doing now. 542 00:26:02,530 --> 00:26:04,320 Thanks a lot. 543 00:26:07,580 --> 00:26:09,670 Hey, ain't the smartest thing we've ever done. 544 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,410 - Really? - Dang! We blew it. 545 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,200 Yeah, we also lost that guard who could have cleared us. 546 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:18,070 Let's get to General running. We can head back to Hazzard. 547 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,810 Wait a minute. 548 00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:22,640 Back to Hazzard? Your sense of direction all messed up? 549 00:26:22,730 --> 00:26:23,950 He went that way. 550 00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:26,210 Well, I know he went that way, we lost him. 551 00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:29,170 If Rosco knows who this guy is, he knows where he's headed. 552 00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:31,040 As long as Boss is on our side. 553 00:26:31,130 --> 00:26:32,870 Let's go look a gift hog in the jaws. 554 00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:42,270 - Stop hitting me. - Oh, I'm sorry. 555 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:43,920 I'm sorry, Jefferson. 556 00:26:44,010 --> 00:26:46,750 Rosco, what the heck are you calling me Jefferson for? 557 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,360 Rosco, uh-hoo, you're back, little buddy. 558 00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:50,890 - Back? - Yes. 559 00:26:50,970 --> 00:26:52,240 Where have I been? 560 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,540 You've been out of your little chrome dome. 561 00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:56,370 You even made me let the Dukes go. 562 00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:59,290 - You did what? - I didn't do it. Jefferson did. 563 00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:00,640 Jefferson? Who's Jefferson? 564 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,290 You're Jefferson, that's you name. 565 00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:04,900 I know I'm Jefferson, but what's my name gotta do with this? 566 00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:07,510 When you were Jefferson, when you were out of your memory 567 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,690 you told me, "let the Dukes go." 568 00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:13,040 Oh, what time is it? What time is it? 569 00:27:13,130 --> 00:27:16,830 That's it, Senator Shaft is half way to town by now. 570 00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:19,780 And them suspects of ours is, um, running loose. 571 00:27:19,870 --> 00:27:22,480 No, I know they're running amok, but that's the good news. 572 00:27:22,570 --> 00:27:25,360 The flaw in the slaw is, Billy Jean and the gang 573 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,140 think you double-crossed them. 574 00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:30,880 And then, you had the audacity to set the Dukes on them. 575 00:27:30,970 --> 00:27:32,490 Holy Hannah! 576 00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:34,890 Bo and Luke were looking to get Jefferson 577 00:27:34,970 --> 00:27:37,190 to help them get Rosco to talk.. 578 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,460 Not knowin' Jefferson was back to being Boss Hogg again. 579 00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:43,720 If they don't catch 'em and then we don't return 580 00:27:43,810 --> 00:27:45,980 that necklace and mink coat and all that other stuff 581 00:27:46,070 --> 00:27:48,030 they're gonna cut our little chinny chin chin. 582 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:50,600 I know it. 583 00:27:50,690 --> 00:27:53,600 Hey, Jefferson. We lost 'em. 584 00:27:53,690 --> 00:27:56,210 Oh, you lost 'em, did you hear that, they lost 'em. 585 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,340 Yeah. 586 00:27:58,430 --> 00:28:00,650 Maybe Rosco there can tell you 587 00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:02,090 where the crooks are hiding out. 588 00:28:02,170 --> 00:28:04,570 May be, Sheriff, do you know where them crooks 589 00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:06,140 who stole all that stuff are at? 590 00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:08,350 - You don't? You don't? - No. No. 591 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,790 - And you boys don't know. - No, sir. 592 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,190 - 'Well, I know.' - Oh, where? 593 00:28:13,270 --> 00:28:16,280 They're right there in front of you. The Duke gang. Cuff 'em. 594 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:17,880 Something tells me the worm has turned. 595 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:19,540 You're right, it has. 596 00:28:19,630 --> 00:28:21,980 You must have taken another bang on your head, huh, Boss? 597 00:28:34,290 --> 00:28:36,950 At the sound of the gun, the race was on. 598 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,950 Bo and Luke took off faster than bad news travels. 599 00:28:42,780 --> 00:28:45,000 The Boss and Rosco in hot pursuit. 600 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,660 The Senator's Limo was getting closer and closer to Hazzard. 601 00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:56,100 'Uncle Shepherd, come back.' 602 00:28:56,190 --> 00:28:58,140 Yeah, this is Shepherd. Come back. 603 00:28:58,230 --> 00:29:00,190 'We got some bad news.' 604 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,540 Luke field, Jesse, and Daisy, hearing old Boss is being 605 00:29:02,630 --> 00:29:04,150 back to his old self 606 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,020 they agreed to meet at a safe place 607 00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:07,670 to work out some new plans of action. 608 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,370 Meet me down there at Twin Oak. 609 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:12,070 We're on our way, over and out. 610 00:29:15,070 --> 00:29:18,250 They're still comin on? 611 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,560 You know it. 612 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,180 That old Rosco is getting harder to lose than a summer cold. 613 00:29:38,270 --> 00:29:41,360 Well, hang on, it got me an idea. 614 00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:43,060 I got ya. 615 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,190 Come on, come on, get him. 616 00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:14,520 Where are we? 617 00:30:20,010 --> 00:30:21,530 How do you like that, Rosco? 618 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,450 He did it even better 619 00:30:24,530 --> 00:30:28,020 except he's headed in the wrong way I think. 620 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:30,500 Stoney, quit beating you gums, Hogg ain't pullin' 621 00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:32,190 no loss in memory. 622 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,630 He ain't gettin' away with nothin' 623 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,150 Not when we got close to 50 grand 624 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,460 between that necklace and the rest of the stuff. 625 00:30:39,550 --> 00:30:41,860 We gonna get it all back. 626 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:43,640 How do you figure that? 627 00:30:43,730 --> 00:30:45,560 Hogg's now got it all. 628 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,560 He's got the Sheriff on his side. 629 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,950 He might stick that Senator from the crime commission on us. 630 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,870 Maybe... but we'll have something else on our side. 631 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,570 Like what? 632 00:30:57,650 --> 00:30:59,260 Like Hogg. 633 00:30:59,350 --> 00:31:02,180 We'll snatch him and trade him with that Sheriff of his 634 00:31:02,270 --> 00:31:04,180 for our loot. 635 00:31:04,270 --> 00:31:08,450 Zack, Stoney, we go and catch us a Hogg. 636 00:31:08,530 --> 00:31:10,840 Yeah! 637 00:31:10,930 --> 00:31:12,190 We're a mite better off. 638 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,580 Now we know there's three of 'em. 639 00:31:14,670 --> 00:31:17,280 We got a good look at the third one and his car. 640 00:31:17,370 --> 00:31:18,940 They gotta be in the county. 641 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:22,770 Find them before Rosco finds us and before they split. 642 00:31:22,850 --> 00:31:24,810 We just gotta look under every rock in Hazzard 643 00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:26,600 until we get 'em. 644 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,820 Keep an ear out for Rosco on the radio, find what they're up to. 645 00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:32,430 See you. 646 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:36,390 As the Dukes fend out to search for them crooks. 647 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,390 Boss and Rosco was about to search for the diamond necklace 648 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,390 that Boss had accidentally kicked under the bed 649 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,920 at the Hazzard Hotel. 650 00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:48,710 Like I told you, I remember that thing 651 00:31:48,790 --> 00:31:50,580 is up there somewhere on the floor. 652 00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:52,620 But you gotta find it. Look under the furniture. 653 00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:53,880 You hear? But you get it. 654 00:31:53,970 --> 00:31:56,280 Wait just a pea-pickin' minute here. 655 00:31:56,370 --> 00:31:59,240 You lost it, how come I always get the dirty work? 656 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:00,566 Because I don't want to contribute 657 00:32:00,590 --> 00:32:02,680 to this county's unemployment problem 658 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,630 which you will be a part of 659 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,160 if you don't do like I tell you to do. Got that? 660 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:08,680 - I got it. - Alright. Good. 661 00:32:08,770 --> 00:32:11,160 If you wanna be sheriff and not a statistic 662 00:32:11,250 --> 00:32:13,340 you got get that thing, go get it. 663 00:32:15,910 --> 00:32:17,910 That's quite a big piece of equipment 664 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,820 you boys brought out here, isn't it? 665 00:32:19,910 --> 00:32:21,960 You're gonna fit that into that little-bitty store? 666 00:32:23,570 --> 00:32:24,960 That's him. 667 00:32:25,050 --> 00:32:28,400 - 'Get him, boys.' - 'Let's go.' 668 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,920 Now there's one thing about being top dog. 669 00:32:31,010 --> 00:32:32,790 When you're at the top 670 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,140 there's usually only one place left to go. 671 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,540 Down. 672 00:32:40,930 --> 00:32:42,720 So they beddy-bye the Boss 673 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,890 hauled him off like a sack of grits. 674 00:33:08,350 --> 00:33:09,610 Oh! 675 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:27,890 'House keeping.' 676 00:33:30,150 --> 00:33:31,500 'House keeping.' 677 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,210 - 'What are you doin' in here?' - 'Oh, excuse me, ma'am.' 678 00:33:48,650 --> 00:33:51,440 You will note that holdin' public office in Hazzard 679 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,440 ain't without its off moments. 680 00:33:53,530 --> 00:33:56,220 Now, unfortunately, old Rosco ain't the only one 681 00:33:56,310 --> 00:33:58,660 in over his head like that. 682 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,840 The hot water Boss was in was just about to 683 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,880 boil over like cookin' a fat crab. 684 00:34:02,970 --> 00:34:04,670 Argh, you? 685 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:07,710 The gang that framed the Duke boys. 686 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,240 Uh-huh, Boss lost his memory again. 687 00:34:10,330 --> 00:34:13,550 I'm afraid that ain't all he's gonna lose. 688 00:34:13,630 --> 00:34:17,290 You listen to the man lest you want to gain some weight. 689 00:34:17,380 --> 00:34:20,200 - Like 80 pounds of cement. - Yeah. 690 00:34:20,290 --> 00:34:23,470 Breaker, breaker. I'm callin' for Sheriff Coltrane. 691 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,040 Can you hear me, sheriff? 692 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,430 Billie Jean didn't get any answer from Rosco 693 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:31,090 seeing as how trash trucks don't have police radios. 694 00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:33,870 Only police cars and the Dukes 695 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,530 who were listening in with Enos. 696 00:34:37,610 --> 00:34:40,090 - 'You out there?' - 'This is the deputy.' 697 00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:42,140 'I'm sorry the sheriff ain't answering.' 698 00:34:42,230 --> 00:34:44,490 'He's a real busy man. Can I help you, ma'am?' 699 00:34:44,580 --> 00:34:46,750 Yeah. 700 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,280 I gotta message for you, sheriff. 701 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,670 Tell him if he ever wants to see Hogg alive again 702 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:57,020 he delivers the merchandise to us in one hour. That's it. 703 00:34:57,110 --> 00:34:58,900 Listen, members of Davis Hogg. 704 00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:00,850 Don't listen to their demands. 705 00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:08,470 Deputy, do as I say or Hogg's had it, you hear? 706 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,080 Yes, ma'am. 707 00:35:10,170 --> 00:35:12,950 Possum on a gum bush. I gotta find the sheriff. 708 00:35:18,610 --> 00:35:21,920 It just don't make no sense. 709 00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:24,440 Wait a minute, it sure does... if Boss 710 00:35:24,530 --> 00:35:26,360 has lost his memory again. 711 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,320 Yeah, you got it. 712 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,320 This is Lost Sheep to Shepherd. Come back. 713 00:35:31,410 --> 00:35:33,320 Yeah, I heard it. 714 00:35:33,410 --> 00:35:35,580 Having heard Billie Jean's threats and demands 715 00:35:35,670 --> 00:35:38,200 Bo and Luke had only one course to follow. 716 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,110 And that was to get to Rosco 717 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,940 if they was going to catch 'em crooks and save Boss' life. 718 00:35:46,550 --> 00:35:49,080 Listen, you'd save about five minutes taking Old Post road. 719 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,430 You've got it. 720 00:35:53,470 --> 00:35:56,560 Friends, little things are rolling down on the road there 721 00:35:56,650 --> 00:35:59,700 is the beginning of an old fashioned Hazzard rock slide. 722 00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:03,480 Save us about five minutes, huh? Hang on. 723 00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:05,920 Which is right on time considering the way things 724 00:36:06,010 --> 00:36:07,180 have been going. 725 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,330 - Time to keep my mouth shut. - Yeah, next time. 726 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:34,860 Well, listen, why don't you try to get Boss over to Boars Nest. 727 00:36:34,950 --> 00:36:36,340 Huh? 728 00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:40,260 Well, th-then try his house. 729 00:36:40,340 --> 00:36:42,650 Well, try some place else. 730 00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:44,780 I mean, he's got to be some place. 731 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,520 Well, just keep calling. 732 00:36:46,610 --> 00:36:48,740 Well, I appreciate it. 733 00:36:48,830 --> 00:36:51,790 Sheriff, they got him! They got him! 734 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,880 What? Who? What? Who's got what? 735 00:36:53,970 --> 00:36:57,060 The bravest man I've had the pleasure of knowing. Mr. Hogg. 736 00:36:57,140 --> 00:36:58,840 Are you talking about our Boss Hogg? 737 00:36:58,930 --> 00:37:01,370 He prefers to be called as Jefferson Davis now, sir. 738 00:37:01,450 --> 00:37:04,460 Oh, he's, he's hit his little flabby head again. 739 00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:06,070 Oh, good grief, where is he? 740 00:37:06,150 --> 00:37:08,460 I don't know, but he said not to bring 741 00:37:08,550 --> 00:37:10,470 all that stolen merchandize even though they said 742 00:37:10,510 --> 00:37:12,380 if you didn't, they'd kill him. 743 00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:14,990 Boss is gonna be cut in the prime of his beef. 744 00:37:15,070 --> 00:37:16,730 - Pork. - Hush! 745 00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:19,120 Just get that car out of the impound. 746 00:37:19,210 --> 00:37:20,730 While I gather up everything else. 747 00:37:20,820 --> 00:37:22,520 But what about Mr. Hogg's order, sir? 748 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,610 Oh, Enos. This is.. 749 00:37:25,690 --> 00:37:28,440 You idiot! 750 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,350 He ain't no fit condition to make a decision right now. 751 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,920 Now get out there and get that car outta the impound. 752 00:37:34,010 --> 00:37:36,440 I guess that clears the Dukes of all charges, right, sheriff? 753 00:37:36,530 --> 00:37:38,050 That's all wrong. That's all wrong. 754 00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:40,230 It doesn't clear the Dukes of anything. 755 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,540 In fact, they're probably hiding the evidence 756 00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:44,760 just to weasel out of it. Now get going. 757 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,720 I'm going, sheriff. 758 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,460 Rosco had about 30 minutes to deliver the goods 759 00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:51,110 and save Boss' life 760 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,500 barring no unforeseen delays. 761 00:37:53,590 --> 00:37:55,900 Meanwhile, out at the old abandoned foundry 762 00:37:55,990 --> 00:37:58,120 that right cross that Boss took to his jaw 763 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,600 before he jarred his memory back. 764 00:38:00,690 --> 00:38:03,820 Well, Hogg, you're time is runnin' out. 765 00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:06,780 So, you better get the sheriff on the radio 766 00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:10,350 and tell him to get his butt out here with our stuff, real fast. 767 00:38:10,430 --> 00:38:12,040 Yeah. I'll do that. I'll do that. 768 00:38:12,130 --> 00:38:15,530 And, he'll come out real quick, I swear. 769 00:38:15,610 --> 00:38:17,880 Just don't you do nothing foolish. 770 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,790 Now, don't you or your sheriff do nothing foolish. 771 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:25,320 And you make sure he comes out here alone, you hear? 772 00:38:25,410 --> 00:38:28,150 I'm takin' the truck. I'm gonna pick him up. 773 00:38:28,230 --> 00:38:30,590 Now, keep a sharp eye. 774 00:38:30,670 --> 00:38:34,760 If when I see anybody with him, I'll CB you. 775 00:38:34,850 --> 00:38:37,810 Untie him and take him out to the car to call Coltrane. 776 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:39,900 Now, Hogg. 777 00:38:39,990 --> 00:38:42,860 Nobody better be with that sheriff. 778 00:38:42,950 --> 00:38:44,080 Or you've bought it. 779 00:38:51,910 --> 00:38:54,260 You want me to come along? I'll follow you in my car. 780 00:38:54,350 --> 00:38:56,180 I don't want you to come along. 781 00:38:56,260 --> 00:38:59,050 I want you to get out and arrest any Duke you can find. 782 00:39:02,530 --> 00:39:05,360 - I hope Mr. Hogg's alright. - Oh, hush! 783 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,630 Hey, Enos, where's Rosco? 784 00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,940 He just left, Luke. 785 00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:21,680 He's ordered me to arrest you all. 786 00:39:21,770 --> 00:39:24,070 Oh, come on. You know we didn't steal that stuff. 787 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,250 Of course, I know, but orders is orders. 788 00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:27,990 Enos, you gotta believe us. 789 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,820 We overhead that message those guys told to give Rosco. 790 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:33,000 If we don't follow Rosco and find them crooks 791 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,650 we won't be able to clear ourselves 792 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:36,960 and we can't save Boss' life. 793 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,700 I don't know. 794 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:40,660 'Enos, you ever stop to realize that maybe' 795 00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:43,610 'these guys don't plan to let Rosco and Boss ever come back?' 796 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:46,100 If you was them, would you want a couple of witnesses 797 00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:48,790 wandering around who could identify you? 798 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,060 Come on, Enos. Where'd he go? 799 00:39:52,930 --> 00:39:55,230 Sheriff just left in the stolen car 800 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,086 that you, Uncle Jesse and Daisy were caught in. 801 00:39:57,110 --> 00:39:58,390 - Proud of you, Enos. - Let's go. 802 00:40:01,070 --> 00:40:02,890 Let's move! 803 00:40:17,470 --> 00:40:20,090 Look who's come in time for dinner. 804 00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:22,390 Question is, whose goose is cooked? 805 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,660 Boss' or the Dukes'? 806 00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:26,400 Hazzard County. 807 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,270 'Listen, JD Hogg here.' 808 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,140 'Rosco, can you hear me?' 809 00:40:33,230 --> 00:40:34,840 Uh, that's a big affirmative. 810 00:40:34,930 --> 00:40:36,800 Now, listen good. 811 00:40:36,890 --> 00:40:40,110 Y-you just get that merchandise right out here quick, you hear? 812 00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:43,940 Before I wind up as fertilizer at Hogg Heaven Cemetery. 813 00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:45,890 'Oh, well, don't you worry!' 814 00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:48,370 Nobody's gonna make a meadow muffin outta you. 815 00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:50,590 - Back. - Alright, alright, alright. 816 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,810 Just hush, do what I told you to do 817 00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:55,950 and make sure, nobody's following you, you hear? 818 00:40:56,030 --> 00:40:58,560 Ain't nobody here but me, myself, and I. 819 00:40:58,650 --> 00:41:00,740 Of course, Rosco had no way of knowing 820 00:41:00,820 --> 00:41:03,910 that the three of him was far from being alone. 821 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,570 Lost Sheep to Shepherd. Got your ears on, come on back. 822 00:41:06,650 --> 00:41:08,790 'This is Shepherd. Go ahead, Lost Sheep.' 823 00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:11,440 Yeah, listen, we're headed north on Cotwood 824 00:41:11,530 --> 00:41:13,310 got Enos backing us up. 825 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,580 We got no idea what Rosco's 20 is, yet. 826 00:41:15,660 --> 00:41:17,750 So, I guess we'll have to call you 827 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,190 when we figure something else out. 828 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,190 I read you loud and clear. 829 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,580 I'm gone. 830 00:41:23,670 --> 00:41:25,930 With Rosco leading Bo, Luke, and Enos 831 00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:29,240 right to the crook's hideout, it looked like a piece of cake. 832 00:41:29,330 --> 00:41:32,510 But with Billie Jean waiting, that piece of cake 833 00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:34,420 was about to become humble-pie. 834 00:41:34,510 --> 00:41:36,990 'Cause, anybody that smart, is one thing. 835 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,900 But a woman that smart is something else. 836 00:41:43,650 --> 00:41:47,350 What happened to Rosco's car? I don't see it anywhere. 837 00:41:47,430 --> 00:41:49,480 Must have passed that truck up ahead. 838 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,670 I still don't see him. 839 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,890 Huh. 840 00:42:13,550 --> 00:42:15,680 - Whatever. - Just open the door, Rosco. 841 00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,730 Listen, I-I have claustrophobia, you know. 842 00:42:17,810 --> 00:42:20,080 I-in these little short buildings, I.. 843 00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:23,860 Sheriff here had himself a back up. 844 00:42:23,950 --> 00:42:25,560 - 'The Dukes and that deputy.' - You did? 845 00:42:25,650 --> 00:42:27,210 'Yeah, he did.' 846 00:42:27,300 --> 00:42:29,560 I ditched 'em, but they're gonna get here soon. 847 00:42:29,650 --> 00:42:31,300 Billie Jean warned you about that. 848 00:42:31,390 --> 00:42:32,910 It wasn't my idea, I swear. 849 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,570 You knucklehead, I told you to come alone. 850 00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:37,480 Listen, it wasn't my fault, Boss. 851 00:42:37,570 --> 00:42:39,220 I didn't know they were there. 852 00:42:39,310 --> 00:42:41,230 Cross my heart and hope never get a raise. 853 00:42:41,310 --> 00:42:42,840 Don't worry, you won't. 854 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,840 We're gonna have to make some tracks. 855 00:42:44,930 --> 00:42:47,450 Zack and me will tie up the sheriff. 856 00:42:47,540 --> 00:42:49,100 'Stoney here will take Hogg with him' 857 00:42:49,190 --> 00:42:50,800 'so we'll have something to deal with.' 858 00:42:50,890 --> 00:42:53,890 I-I think you'd be better off taking the sheriff. 859 00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:55,110 N-no! 860 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,370 Get going, Hogg! 861 00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:58,240 Yeah, yeah, alright! 862 00:42:58,330 --> 00:43:00,510 Y'all ever noticed how old Boss responds 863 00:43:00,590 --> 00:43:01,900 to a strong woman? 864 00:43:01,990 --> 00:43:03,900 Lulu trained him good! 865 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,250 I-I don't like tight places, you know? 866 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,880 Doggone it all! 867 00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:27,710 Hey, Enos. We lost him. 868 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,060 How? He was in front of us. 869 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:31,606 Yeah, he was, until he passed that truck 870 00:43:31,630 --> 00:43:33,190 a couple of miles back. 871 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,500 We never didsee him pass that truck. 872 00:43:35,590 --> 00:43:37,330 I bet he's inside! 873 00:43:37,410 --> 00:43:39,810 'Right, that truck turned off on Foundry Road.' 874 00:43:39,890 --> 00:43:41,410 'There's only one place they could be.' 875 00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:44,250 - The foundry! - That's right! 876 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:47,210 Lost Sheep to Bo Peep and Uncle Shepherd, c'mon back. 877 00:43:47,290 --> 00:43:49,770 - 'This is Shepherd, come back.' - 'Read you loud and clear.' 878 00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:53,600 We think Boss is held in the old foundry near Hidden Pines. 879 00:43:53,690 --> 00:43:55,650 We've gotta get there. You come from the west 880 00:43:55,740 --> 00:43:57,146 we'll come from the east. We're gone. 881 00:43:57,170 --> 00:43:58,960 And I'm gone. 882 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,050 Likewise. 883 00:44:10,710 --> 00:44:13,580 - Can we talk this thing over? - Hogg, shush up! 884 00:44:13,670 --> 00:44:15,020 - Yeah, but... - 'Shush!' 885 00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:20,060 Here's one of 'em. 886 00:44:20,150 --> 00:44:22,550 Enos, head right. We're cutting left to block him. 887 00:44:22,630 --> 00:44:24,330 10-4, you all! 888 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,340 'Dang it all!' 889 00:44:40,390 --> 00:44:42,570 Meanwhile, Daisy and Jesse was closing in 890 00:44:42,650 --> 00:44:44,130 on Zack and Billie Jean. 891 00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:55,360 I hope I time this right. 892 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:05,680 Alright! Come down outta there! 893 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:06,890 'C'mon!' 894 00:45:09,510 --> 00:45:11,330 Uncle Jesse, she's not here! 895 00:45:17,770 --> 00:45:19,730 'Don't worry, Uncle Jesse, I'll get her.' 896 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:46,540 Oh, no, you don't! 897 00:45:46,630 --> 00:45:49,590 Now, Billie Jean may be awful pretty and awful smart 898 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,200 but, with Daisy Duke, she sure were over overmatched. 899 00:45:53,290 --> 00:45:54,940 This is for the mink coat. 900 00:45:58,290 --> 00:46:00,770 Wake up! I'm not through with you yet. 901 00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:03,430 Well, that's two down and one to go. 902 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,920 Hey, now there's the Duke boys. Ha-ha-ha! 903 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,920 I'd hate to bang that car with Boss in there. 904 00:46:15,010 --> 00:46:16,830 If I get close enough, you think you could.. 905 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,880 Well, climb over there? 906 00:46:18,970 --> 00:46:21,490 - Ah, great! - I-I'd do it. 907 00:46:21,580 --> 00:46:23,320 - Yeah, but you're driving. - Yeah, c'mon! 908 00:46:35,330 --> 00:46:36,980 C'mon! C'mon! No, no, no! 909 00:46:42,730 --> 00:46:44,560 Bo, be careful now. 910 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,260 Wow! 911 00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:04,660 Now, once 'em crooks had everybody against 'em 912 00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:06,230 it was all over. 913 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,750 And the fat lady didn't sing a note. 914 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,670 The senator arrived in Hazzard just in time to commend 915 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,590 the Dukes and Enos, for helping wipe out crime in Hazzard. 916 00:47:14,670 --> 00:47:16,760 Of course, with Boss and Rosco still around 917 00:47:16,850 --> 00:47:18,200 that weren't exactly true. 918 00:47:18,290 --> 00:47:20,200 For, as soon as the Senator left 919 00:47:20,290 --> 00:47:22,680 Boss and Rosco was back to their old tricks. 920 00:47:22,770 --> 00:47:25,640 True, Boss had lost out on the big money deal 921 00:47:25,730 --> 00:47:28,730 and the Dukes didn't win any big prize. 922 00:47:28,820 --> 00:47:32,470 You see, winning out in Hazzard was done one day at a time. 923 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,610 For most folks, that's enough in Hazzard County.